Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
You keep sending us terrible leaders
Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
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design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
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get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
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If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
Yeah, and if we stop wanking, the hurricanes will continue
CRANK THAT HOG BROTHERRRRRRRRRR
This cannot possibly backfire. I’m sure he’s finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
Yeah but instead they took Dolly and Tim …
I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts… You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It’s a vicious cycle
When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
But I just bought this very nice lube :(
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
You don’t need a circumcision to enjoy lube on your dick
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
Yes :3c
Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu
Gross!! …Using “uwu” unironically? Nasty that.
But I like using “uwu” :c
A friend’s name is Uwe. Must be a cousin of him.
Didn’t say you had to NOT be nasty… you do you, mister “uwu”
What, lube? We have lube.
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
But not all Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with cutting off pieces of baby penises. That’s largely an American thing.
Metzitzah B’peh.
I don’t think Jews are Christian fundamentalists.
Christ was Jewish… checkmate!
Not sure if username checks out or not…
They share the same fundamentals.
Why would this only be a USA thing? Don’t other countries have religious crazies? Maybe USA is more heavily influenced.
Cutting of foreskin is mainly a USA thing, it’s not widely diffused outside USA and maybe Israel (jew people cut off foreskin too i think?)
Most are in the USA, but even in NZ we have a cult psychopath who gets his congregation to harass trans people.
Brian Tamaki deserves a bullet.
Nope
Youve given up on hawk tuah and spit on that thang already?
How quickly we forget…
