To shreads you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say…
I don’t even know where Smithereens is
Roughly an hour from Kilkenny when traveling by unicycle
I’ve been having this exact problem for quite a while
If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time. Rub his balls.
Sorry, I just don’t know how you could possibly fuck up a blow job.
Too much teeth. That’s how you fuck up a blow job
It never occurred to me to bite the dick…
Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?
MONSTERS!
Oh they are out there, and they look just like people. Be safe out there
They must be stopped. Dicks are precious.
Some biting is ok.
However I once had someone start just teasing the head, and suddenly slam down on it, gag, and start vomiting on me as they pulled off. When asked what happened, their only reply was “went too fast”. I always assumed them like shifted in such a way that they slipped their leg out from under them, sort of causing them to slam downward. I will never know though.
However there are people out there that would have desired this outcome too.
Some biting is ok.
Gnawing a bit of sausage can be pleasantly stimulating
my college girlfriend had TMJ but that didnt stop her from still trying to give me blowies. Her jaw would get tired and lock, and it was like she was trying to scrape the skin off my below average pp. 2/10 but had sex
How are women involved in this in any way?
Do they do that?
Perhaps that was your mistake. Try getting a dude to suck you off. I believe you will be far more satisfied by the experience.
All healthy people have TemporoMandibular Joints, and I believe hers were not the reason her blowjobs were bad. In fact, I would argue that having them is a necessary condition to giving any kind of blowjob at all.
It’s fun, masochism
Vamperella has entered the chat…
You can blame the Irish for smithereens.
This seems like it needs a list with rankings.
What about from six ways til Sunday?
Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.
I don’t know what i means aside that’s prolly releated to sex and i doubt i wanna know it
