Nice try, CIA guy, how about you come on down and see it for yourself if you really must know.
It’s 100% the entire contents of the box I keep physical porn and sex toys in.
The USB in the safe, it’ll give access to the password manager. The possibilities are endless after that I suppose and could continue to grow until such day.
The massive horse dildo may be a bit of an head scratcher, though knowing me - maybe not that surprising thing to find.
I have four big black bins in my closet, full of… adult stuff I think those would definitely qualify. Maybe the foxtails, or my hot pink bunny mask, I’ve got a bunch of weird costumes that would raise eyebrows
Nah those are perfectly explainable. U jus freaky like dat
either a finger made out of wood or soviet mortar shell
A military medal that was awarded to me.
I have never been a member of any nation’s armed forces.
I need the story now
Probably the bones
Not even a joke for me. But it’s a bone, singular.
Long story short: I picked it up from a jungle floor in Kenya. No clue what animal it belonged to. Also no idea how there was no issue taking it back home… Anyway, it’s on display.
Weirdest for sure would be the contents of my journals. For a while during and after the pandemic I wrote a lot of entries very altered and I’ve also written a lot of entries at the top of some pretty spectacular manic episodes and the bottom of some very dark holes. I can’t read them myself because they make me seem quite insane.
Most unexplainable would be a 50 alliance credit note from the Firefly/Serenity universe. They were produced by a gaggle of nerds and exact down to the paper, which is a semi-transparent nylon blend. I was given 300 credits in mixed bills as a joke from someone I had a one night stand with as payment for services rendered, but I’ve given them out to various fans of the show I’ve met over the 20 or so years they’ve been in my possession. If you weren’t a mega fan of the show though, they would look like money from some obscure Asian country.
An antique magic wand made of carved oak and opals, I keep locked in an antique wooden case in the top / back of my closet. The entire reason I keep it there like that, is so that when I die, someone will find it.
Honestly, my network and server.
I am self learned so i often come up with my own creative solutions instead of knowing about a common standard. I can’t imagine anyone but me could maintain it.
In a previous iteration of my server i bent over backwards to make sure /home did not contain any user folders and instead only the mount points to numerous drives. Why? Inexplicably even if you do consider autism.
Maybe the random junk I keep for crafting.
It was yesterday when I cut up a disposable container’s lid to keep a flat 4inch round see-through part. (I was thinking about using it as a base for fridge magnets - I can attach felt and embroidery to it)
I could just buy a big sheet of foamcore from dollar store, but no: random junk it is!Nice try, feds… Just kidding, I think my place would be pretty boring, actually.
Also I have no idea who would be sorting through my stuff. I’m what’s called a “solo ager”. I imagine that the first thing to go deliquent would be property taxes. So maybe some city worker that prepares houses to be auctioned or something? Or maybe they don’t bother with that and whoever buys my place from auction will be the ones to deal with it?
In my younger years I was a really bad pack rat but I’ve been pretty successful in getting rid of things (mostly donating it). I always wondered why my grandparents had such barren houses. They weren’t rich but they weren’t poor. But I did a decent amount of traveling for work with a single carry-on and realized how little I actually need or care about anymore. So the stuff I have is basically utilitarian now. Stuff I don’t use is just more to clean and maybe someone else could benefit from it. Even have spare room in my storage shed and I can access everything, which felt like a major accomplishment.
I have a couple guns and of course ammo that corresponds. (No kids have access to the residence). The thing I’ve noticed though is that I do have a couple rounds that aren’t for the guns I currently own. So if I died and someone went through my house they would probably be confused trying to find some hidden gun that corresponds to those. 1 of the rounds I actually just found laying on the floor after I moved in, so it wasn’t even mine. I should really find someone to give them too so I dont leave someone panicked about moving a new resident in and thinking a kid may find the “missing” guns.
Nonsense I’ve written down and left lying around. Mental vomit, getting stuff off my chest, also cringe attempts at writings.
I have some collected small bits of scrap metal but I think people know about that
I fear typing it out would put me on a list ._.
