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ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

ICE agents fired just before probation ends and forced to repay signing bonus.

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ICE agents fired just before probation ends and forced to repay signing bonus.

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ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it’s also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him

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      They’ll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot

      Because they’re stupid

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      I doubt they’re against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault

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    muahahaharrrr

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    They fucked themselves so hard. Yeah anyone can figure out free money with terms is basically a loan. They fuckin’ did it to themselves though.

    https://www.l4sb.com/blog/the-devil-is-in-the-details-homeland-securitys-ice-bonus-program/

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    I take two things from this:

    1. The guys they are attracting are so incompetent that they can’t make it through their probation period.
    2. They either are generally incompetent, or not savage enough. One of these is funny, and one of these is deeply concerning.
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    Put some ice on it.

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    What movie is that from?

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    Haha get fucked Nazi terrorist assholes.

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    This is objectively funny.

    Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.

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      It’s even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don’t get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full.

      In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.

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        Guess who those taxes are going to. This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.

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    I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals…

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      One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

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        Excellent.

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        Good for him 🖤

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    Oh no, person who is notorious for not paying people finds excuses to not pay his Nazi secret police

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    Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

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      Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people

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      “Oh no, would you look at that, you wore white socks after Labor Day. And just two days before you qualified for benefits, darn it”

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      The department has been firing people that they found out they didn’t pass their background checks now after they didn’t do them in the first place. My guess is probably things like having previous arrests/convictions, DV, different aliases.

      But probably not things like being convicted for beastiality, those kids are alright according to Kash.

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      There’s a sweet spot of UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHO WHO WILL FOLLOW ORDERS they’re looking for. These were either UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOPATHS WHO BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS or UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOS WHO MAY QUESTION ORDERS.

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    If you’re in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.

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      Probably has enough drugs spilled onto the seats to set off every ATF dog in a 50 mile radius :D

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      Came here looking for this, lmao

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    They get what they deserve, in that case. They sold their fellow countrymen and their own souls out for money. I couldn’t be bothered to muster even a scrap of sympathy for the black hearted thugs.

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