People stopped telling me about how big/fast/powerful their cars are, because I’d point out , like an asshole, that they don’t tow anything, need to carry heavy loads, take it to the racetrack or really need anything like that and a smaller car would make a lot more sense for ther lifestyle.
They’re pretty shit at hauling loads. Awful beds and low tonnage compared to other options. American pickups are what you get if you don’t know what you’re doing. They’re definitely showbag vehicles.
I tend to silently judge people who attach speed or size to there personality. And buying a car to make you feel like a bigger person is the greatest waste of resources.
People stopped telling me about how big/fast/powerful their cars are, because I’d point out , like an asshole, that they don’t tow anything, need to carry heavy loads, take it to the racetrack or really need anything like that and a smaller car would make a lot more sense for ther lifestyle.
They’re pretty shit at hauling loads. Awful beds and low tonnage compared to other options. American pickups are what you get if you don’t know what you’re doing. They’re definitely showbag vehicles.
Doctor: Does your family have a history of mental illness?
Ron Sawnson: I have an uncle who drives a pickup to an office job
It’s towing their ego and the public roads are their racetrack.
On a sidenote, ashole-ing your way to inner peace sounds like a philosophy I can get behind.
“Hey! Wanna see my new truck? It’s got a 7.8-liter eng–”
“What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
“Wha-- oh, I don’t know.”
[Smack]
“Geez, I thought you Buddhists were supposed to be peaceful!”
“You’re probably thinking of Mahayana Buddhism.”
“Well, what’re you?”
“Asshole-yana. Do not disturb my serenity. You’ve been warned.”
I tend to silently judge people who attach speed or size to there personality. And buying a car to make you feel like a bigger person is the greatest waste of resources.
I bet this happened 😂 truck owners telling you just talking to you abt their trucks all day 👌👍