• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    Use a fork, pls. We’re dysfunctional, not animals.

    Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don’t chew. Chewing fast can hurt.

    • crenquis@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers…
      I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.