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i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
Classic tweet:
Smooooth!
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
Wait, how many olives have you got in there?
None now.
4:38 am: There is another…
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork…
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
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Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n… yes?
so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they’ll roll right off ^^
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
Is olives the new beans?
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
can you explain??
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.
Did I stutter?
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
