Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day agoHad me in the first partmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1815arrow-down122
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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up22·18 hours agoIf the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·14 hours agoIt’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code
minus-squarefranzfurdinand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·13 hours agoCodethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.
minus-squarefranzfurdinand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-27 hours agoAha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu (It’s worse than I remember)
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoThere’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoSounds kinda like my psychiatric history
If the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.
It’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code
Codethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.
Sounds atrocious
Aha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu
(It’s worse than I remember)
There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?
Sounds kinda like my psychiatric history