- cross-posted to:
- map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/43922924
ChatGPT, draw me a map of the United States.
United2 States
“I’d love to help you with your great idea, but the states aren’t currently united”.
Untied States
I think it’s called the Unites States now.
I can’t be the only one who wanted the full res picture. You’re welcome.

I like how the real states are all snuck in there
There’s like six Oregons, four Kentuckys, and eight Indianas.
This map Illinois me
Now… does that mean you’re nauseated because you’re so annoyed?
Oh, I read it like a contraction.
“This map’ll annoy me”
Punctuation matters: Let’s eat, kids. Lets eat kids.
Not necessarily, if you’re feeding kids to other kids.
help my uncle jack off his horse
Where are you from?
I’m from Orefornia
North or South Orefornia?
I’m from Coloradontansas
New Coloradontansas or Old Coloradontansas?
Coloradontansas City, Nebraskasippi.
I’m from Left Carolina
I’m from northern northern northern northern northern northern northern northern California
Hmm. The good news is I can see the Northern lights from my state now, bad news I am fucking in the god damned artic circle now.
I’m from Ararkansas
West Arkansassippianavada
How many states are in this map? It’s like what 50 looks like to someone who can’t count yet
There’s like 100 on the left half and I got too confused to continue
Finally, Long England
There was Kentucky, Kenfucky, Oregon, Ore-Again, Moregon, MoregonAgain…
Yakko collapses in exhaustion
And South Carolina, Northish Carolina, North Caronlina, Norther Carolina, Northest Carolina.
The Indianaplex must be an absolute hellhole, though.
So same as today?
Yes, with the critical exception that if you’re traveling east or west in I-70 it takes even longer to escape.
Northern’t Carolina
The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment “what the fuck is this”
My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™
This is what I think of where the future is filled with AI chatbots just posting the most random shit on the Internet and then the oblivious responding to it…
Which Michigan are you from?
Sxswmichigan
Yes.
I’ve been to North-North Dakota. It’s nice. Cold but nice.
Next time try Southern-North-South Dakota. Much better temperatures
Dear God no! Not a second Wisconsin!!
The number of new Utahs is horrifying.
An appropriate number of Oregons though
Baby Texas is cute. The way it should be
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to display this map in TX
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to display most maps in Texas, anymore.
Delaware is the first state.
The first State is Solid
Actually, Alabama is.
As a non-USian, this map is funnier than it is. :)
It’s funny to me as a Yankee because I know there are some of us Americans who really don’t know any better (and they’re the ones most likely arguing with bots on Xitter)




















