It is almost like russia is at war with Europe…

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    We have bigfoots over here in the US depending on the time of year, do you have them over there? Maybe it is a network of bigfoot cryptids hiding in the woods and disabling them so starlink can’t find them!

    Elon Musk is just trying to be a hero and prove bigfoots exist with Starlink, everybody knows that so I think this is the logical conclusion.

    edit for all you sheep, just ask Grok, Bigfoots are known to travel at speeds over 110kmph which is why Elon is a genius for blocking their access to Starlink in a targeted way in Ukraine to limit their ability to disrupt Ukraine with bigfoot mindtunnel jumps (BMJs).

    /s of course, fuck Trump, fuck Musk

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      I saw a meme the other day that pointed out that Bigfoot sighting territory, and black bear territory overlaps almost perfectly. The major outliers being stadiums hosting monster truck rallies.

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        …and really what is such a big difference between black bears and this perception as highly intelligent furry large creatures that live mostly solitary lives in the forest avoiding people? Can’t we just see black bears as mysterious and cool even as we claim to know them well enough to label them within the realm of the everyday?

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      What if his intertwining with the government was a deliberate move so that actions like this and against his companies are acts of terrorism against the US.