It’s all about the pentium’s baby.
Your grammar just blew my mind. Thank you.
After all these years I just now realized Pentiums should be Pentia.
Certified fresh meme every time lol.
Distrohopping is just OS tourism.
You gotta live the ecosystem. Vote in their elections. Contribute to their package managers. Then you can hop if its not for you.
I’m just gonna stick with Fedora cause I’m white and nerdy.
I believe yours says, “Copilot” on the side.
suggestions for better rhythm:
I distro-hopped every Linux system,
gave some props, the rest I dissed 'em.
You had your OS more than a week?
Pave that shit, man, it’s antique!Tell Weird Al, he wrote it
Wait, seriously? I mean, editing is easier than creating from scratch, but that literally took me less than a minute. He must have written it in the car on the way to the studio.
It’s also a parody, he borrowed the cadence from Diddy
Hit install and never stop
I’ll tell you how I distrohop
There’s no flavor I’d say no to
‘cept that faschy one (you know who)
got a hundred boxes runnin’
and a vendor ain’t locked one in
Drop a new one and I’m on it
jumping ships like the bubonic
keeping ancient silicon churning
endless new OS smell burning
I’ll be jumping 'til I drop
to the beat of the endless distrohopLove this song, “Play me online. Well, you know that I’ll beat you. If I ever meet you I’ll control-alt-delete you” is gold.
I feel the line “While your computer’s crashing, mine’s multitasking. It does all my work without me even asking’” is very relevant today.
“I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM”
Even almost 30 years later it’s still a flex 😭
And on CachyOS I often do “upgrade my system at least twice a day, I’m strictly plug and play”
We need to find out if Weird Al uses Arch, BTW.
I’m a break hopper. If I like a distro. I’ll use it. Months and sometimes years. Then, if there’s some kind of breakage and I can’t figure it out and I decide to do a fresh install, I’m like “why not try something new”
I’m at that point with Solus right now. They messed up so many things when they switched to Wayland. Definitely wasn’t ready for release. Trying to figure out what to try next.
Makes it easy as a gamer. My only worry is all the wear from installing my games each time with the high cost of storage nowadays.
But it’s always nice to start from scratch with a new distro and not bringing any baggage with you.
So with hdd prices, not super tenable but i keep all my games on a 2nd drive formatted as ext4.
I use Debian since the early 2000s. Never had a reason to even think about changing the distro.
Years ago I saw a picture of yuri that said “Debian is the distro for lesbians” and that sold me on it.
Hey fella, I bet you’re still living in your parents cellar, downloading picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And posting “me too” like some braindead AOL-er I should do the world and cap you like Old Yeller
You’re just about as useless to JPEGs as Helen Keller
Weird Al did not need to make these lyrics slap so hard but I’m so glad he did.
Theres nothing like spending a couple of hours setting up ur new distro of choice only to go “naah im kinda bored i wonder if theres something better” 😂 Its never ending cycle 😫
ugh that’s totally me. I’ve literally tried everything, even all the BSDs, and there are many that I like.
I don’t know I just find it fun to install a linux distro or BSD and set it up, see what will work, what doesn’t, etc.
The beauty of it is now I can install anything with ease and i’m familiar with pretty much every package manager out there. Favourite install: Gentoo. Least favourite: Slackware.
what I changed more were DEs and WMs. I could never find the right one that I absolutely loved for years. Finally I just ended up building my own and put in all the stuff I wanted.
Part of me is like “just run a VM” other part of me is like “hardware comparability is a major part of choosing an OS”.
Also, just friggin at least run a fedora VM and shove every DE in it until you figure out what you like. Maybe you actually just want to try a different DE.
Nixos is where it’s at
Or is where it at is?
It’s where IT is at :P
I hopped mainly among a few. Then it was Debian for a long time. Then hopped again for no particular reason. My Mint kernel panicked once a few weeks ago, so I might hop again.









