I want the first one
I smell sex or candy, yeah…

Well then who’s that lounging in my chair?
Holy crap, I just made this reference replying to a comment about Marcy eating Peppermint Patty in the post above this in my feed.

I said what I said.
I support fuck or treat
You mean Fuck or Fieat?
It isn’t Fuck on Heat?
Everyone has their kink
No, it’s Fuck or Teat
I read “fucker heat” at first. Then “fucker treat” then “fuck or treat” then the intended and innocent one.
Fuck or freat
I didn’t see that one, but now I do.
Improper kerning
keming is hard
Strategically placed bow.
They knew.
What the trick?
Truck or Heat
THIS HALLOWEEN…(tires screech)…TRUCKS NEED TO MOVE 500 TONS OF CANDY…(“We got the goods”)…ACROSS THE BORDER…(police sirens)…OR EXPLODE…TRUCK OR TREAT…(Vin Diesel: I hate candy corn)
I would absolutely have this on display at my party away from the front porch where actual trick-or-treaters would see it that’s awesome
Why or?
Easy choice.
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