I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.

  • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
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    Loaned my spare tire to a guy once who was “going straight to the tire shop”. About a week later I hadn’t heard anything and he wouldn’t answer my calls. Saw his car at Walmart one night so I grabbed a busted cinder block out of my trunk, stole my wheel and tire back and left the car on the block.

    Next morning he calls me mad that I stole my own tire back. I told him I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about but he owes me for my wheel and tire.

    Never heard from him again after that.