Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoCan't believe I haven't seen this one yetlemmy.worldimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1733arrow-down112
arrow-up1721arrow-down1imageCan't believe I haven't seen this one yetlemmy.worldShane_McGoomy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up101·10 hours agoNobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·9 hours agoBuddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
minus-squareElChinchilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 hours agoDidnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 hours agoI can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 hours agoI’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoGet us some chips and we’ll double team you.
minus-squareWoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoI’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·10 hours agohave you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agohey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoDid you at least make oliphant or tesseract lists? I think there’s a decent chance most lemmiites are considered suspicious characters by at least a government or two.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours ago“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”
Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
:3
Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.
I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
Get them yourself
I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay
have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
Did you at least make oliphant or tesseract lists?
I think there’s a decent chance most lemmiites are considered suspicious characters by at least a government or two.
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”