Wild weekend for Nvidia
“Do you like butt stuff? I love butt stuff!”
…“ok here are all the company secrets”
[Deleting “Would” meme not for national security reasons, because obviously that was the joke. But because it’s been pointed out that the woman in the photo is not the woman from the headlines. And that’s fucking awful, and we should all feel ashamed for dog-piling on her.]
And me without my state secrets
Oh, yeah. I got none of those either. I guess that’s why I get no chinese spies 🤷
Well now when you’re interviewing in front of the board for the position of Nvidia CEO theyre going to ask you what you meant by posting this meme.
You’ve ruined your future prospects at getting that job!
Good thing I didn’t want it!
“Women are way to emotional and lacking self control to make important decisions” Meanwhile men:
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays but I’m just “wow” on how this reflects on outdated stereotypes.
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays
buddy, I envy you for the people you live around
Backdoor penetration testing completed
I see two very good reasons for it.
To be fair, I think I’d betray my company for her too.
This is the spy that got him btw
I guess it’s more believable if it’s age appropriate. If a 20 yo bombshell wandered up in a bar and said “yeah zaddy fill me w your nvidia” even he might get suspicious
People keep calling her that spy or that model and somehow neglect to mention she’s a tech CEO (for a company that appears to be in the business of routing banned technology to China but that doesn’t come up on the first date)
So you’ve got an age appropriate lady getting up in some nerdy engineer’s grill, conventionally attractive but not like “10/10, must only be the money” type, and also she’s apparently accomplished within his specific interests.
Honestly if he wasn’t married I wouldn’t blame him. If anything I’d be impressed that he’s by all appearances one of the least shallow CEOs out there.
I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.
I’d betray my company for 5.4 million dollars.
Misplaced that decimal. .000054 million dollars.
It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…
No, but you’re in the family. You can never escape.
Ha ha, I escaped.
They fired me.
Take that!
if you can keep her, for a one time thing not really
Did I stutter?
help me step-ceo, I’m stuck in the server rack
Got that rack absolutely racked up in that rack.
Honeypot sized rack
Jensen walking around with Pooh Bear after getting at that ho-ney
Shockingly bad internet detecting in this thread
Oh gosh, now I feel bad for joking about it. I guess it was stupid of me to assume this was actually the person from the headlines.
Sometimes I forget how deplorable some internet users can be, and it just doesn’t cross my mind that somebody would use a different person’s photo to make a meme about this.
I hope it doesn’t impact the life of the person in the photo too much. But since it appears google AI is already labeling her as the spy, then it likely will affect her in unfortunate ways. That’s sad.
I wouldn’t worry too much about the person for reasons I will explain below but I would def take it as a lesson to check your assumptions.
The meme predates that affair and was pretty generic, more like ‘China/DPRK bad’.
There is suspicion that Alice Huang is working on behalf of china, but she’s also a CEO of a tech company so she’s not some random 20 something. She’s also a public figure (insofar as a tech CEO is), and you can see photos of her if you google her name.
As for the person in this photo, the photo is almost 10 years old and the image search is giving the wrong name. Taking a stranger’s photo to make a meme is wack and in this case probably racist, but I don’t think people are going to assume she’s the individual in the news.
People don’t seem to care about the actual source, they just want to see themselves as expert AI detectors for some reason.
…Doing that is physically impossible, hence the high false positive rate.
And similarly, others who assume that’s the woman in the headline… err, aren’t too concerned about information hygiene anyway.
I can see the argument for why the image in the OP was suspected, and normally I just glaze over such comments because idgaf but I remembered this meme from a little while back and I knew I could find it fairly quickly
The internet loves being mad (and I’m not perfect either tbh)
Is Elliye AI?
I don’t believe so.
Is there a way to pin comments?
Thats the joke.
Edit: apparently not, you’re right I just didn’t scroll down enough to see the train wreck.
Lmao it’s “teaching” AI now
(I didn’t want to pick on anyone so I made a top level comment)
Alice is Huang as fuck.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. This was definitely worth crashing the economy over.
Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
:3
Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.
I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
Get them yourself
I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay
have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
Did you at least make oliphant or tesseract lists?
I think there’s a decent chance most lemmiites are considered suspicious characters by at least a government or two.
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”
Tell me more about your nanometre process!
You see, modern nanometre processing is a product of 5 different production traditions, 6 if you want to get technical!
Oooooooo, I wanna get technical
Boy folded faster than a tortilla fresh out the bag.
Idk maybe she liked his Huang? 🤷♂️
If I’m trading state secrets she’s going to be doing some dirty shit.
Like cleaning my gutters dirty.
I’m still not sure if we’re talking home repair or some sort of enema thing.
Maybe both?
Came across a very cool product by a company called AJC the other day, simple enough, but its a flexible gutter scoop. 100-GS is the part number.
