Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWhen obese people die, do they suck the fat out so they can fit in the coffin? Or is there a separate coffin for obese people?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down13
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareWhen obese people die, do they suck the fat out so they can fit in the coffin? Or is there a separate coffin for obese people?Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-square🇨🇦GreenBeard🇨🇦@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoWho gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours ago“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·24 hours agoIt is our most modestly priced receptacle.
minus-squarelost_faith@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoActually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours ago… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
minus-squarelost_faith@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoNot that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-221 hours ago@ummthatguy@lemmy.world I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can Found your alt Dude
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoHuh, far out. Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps! And tell no one of this.
Who gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Actually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
Not that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Found your alt Dude
Huh, far out.
Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps!
And tell no one of this.