Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago95% of Lemmy would buy the album, thoughlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1423arrow-down13 cross-posted to: nottheonion@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1420arrow-down1image95% of Lemmy would buy the album, thoughlemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square46fedilink cross-posted to: nottheonion@sh.itjust.works
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up85·18 hours agoAverage Billionaires : Anyway, here’s how I’m going to destroy everything for just a little more money and power Normal people’s responses : If I was a billionaire, I’d just be chill and do things that interested me MySpace Tom, Gabe : Anyway, I just indulge in my hobbies.
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·17 hours agoMySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.” (This actually happened)
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-214 hours agoEspteinites: (self-explanatory) Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…” Good ol’ Gabe
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·15 hours agoGabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoHe also funded marine research, which is better than what 99% of people do with their money.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 hours agoHe owns a private marine research company. It’s like how Elon Musk “funded space research”. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. it’s not about what they do with it, and Gaben isn’t an altruist anyways.
minus-squarePirate2377@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·12 hours agoI mean yeah, the average person when they become rich would spend money on expensive things. The difference is Gabe Newell doesn’t use his money with malice to make the life of the average person worse
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·10 hours agoOne thousand million dollars on boats.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·15 hours agoAnd how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 hours agoBut the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours ago… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
Average Billionaires :
Normal people’s responses :
MySpace Tom, Gabe :
MySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.”
(This actually happened)
Espteinites: (self-explanatory)
Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…”
Good ol’ Gabe
Gabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
He also funded marine research, which is better than what 99% of people do with their money.
He owns a private marine research company. It’s like how Elon Musk “funded space research”.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. it’s not about what they do with it, and Gaben isn’t an altruist anyways.
I mean yeah, the average person when they become rich would spend money on expensive things. The difference is Gabe Newell doesn’t use his money with malice to make the life of the average person worse
One thousand million dollars on boats.
And how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
But the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
Nothing but open ocean.
… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
Are we the tasty treats?