“Yum yum for my tum tum
Karo’s tasty drinky drinky.
Settle these rumbleys in my tumbleys
from the breakfast burger grease.” - traditional american songI imagine Amerikkkans drink this straight out of the bottle the moment they are born. To be fair now I too crave the forbidden fruitjuice
Vegetable juiceNgl, doctors recommended it for babies with constipation a couple of decades ago. I just looked and it’s no longer recommended.
I once got stuck at a rail road crossing where miles upon miles of tanker cars labelled “CORN SYRUP” rolled by.
Pretty sure that was less than a day’s supply for the US
That much corn syrup would last a week tops in the average burgerlander household
My partner keeps a bottle on hand for if our ferrets have a sugar crash
I got curious one day and tasted it
Dark corn syrup looks like codeine syrup if placed in its bottle.
For further reading, listen to “Karo” off Maxo Kream’s “The Persona Tape”
