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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
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Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/34031000

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    Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.

    Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:

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      i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard

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      Any other company and I’d probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.

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        This one being fake doesn’t prevent a real one from existing.

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      I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.

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      Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler

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        it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style

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          Eh?

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            i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever

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              This one went over yer head hahaha

              My elbows are up

              Eh is prounced as “A”

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                I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh

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      I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!

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