• Binturong@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    Buddy I know a pile of shit when I see it. Call it fudge all you like, but even after you take a bite to reassure me you’re not lying, we both know the truth.

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      The fact that nobody ever calls them out for the blatantly obvious lies to their face is the most infuriating thing of all. They think we’re brainless monkeys and they get away with it because nobody pushes back

      • TeddE@lemmy.world
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        Plenty of people call them out on it - they’ve just spent my lifetime insulating themselves from any impact coming from it.

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Lol.

    “No no no, I meant easy at in less paperwork! An offer you can’t refuse? No no, that’s buy one get one free. And when I said you should meet my little friend, I meant our coworker Joey. He’s 5’7”!"

  • yarr@feddit.nl
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    4 hours ago

    FCC Chairman: Someone should take care of Jimmy Kimmel.

    [deep state assassins terminate Kimmel]

    FCC Chairman: Noooo! Not like that!!

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    This is why you don’t acquiesce to facsist threats…

    If you fold, they win for free, and can claim that it’s a coincidence you do what they wanted.

    This morherfucker was posting memes on social media laughing about how it worked and had been intentionally planned. Now he wants to act like it was just an offhand comment.

    You have to fight every fucking battle, no matter how pedantic, how pointless, or how much plausible deniability they have.

    Don’t give them a fucking inch for free, because if it’s easy they’ll keep doing it. If every inch is a battle, it runs down the clock and makes them want to just fuck off and go golfing instead.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      8 hours ago

      I mean, it’s a corpo that acquiesced. They don’t care about rights or vindication or freedom, they just care about line go up. This is good advice for average people, but does not make the line go up.

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        Counterpoint: we’ve got to tell the mega corporations and C-suiters that they will lose money appealing to MAGA. Go fash, lose cash. Give money to the ones that fight back, buy from good local businesses, and be informed about where the megas stand and cut back as much support as you can.

        • thatonecoder@lemmy.ca
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          Finally, a worthy opponent to “go woke, go broke” — I’ll use “go fash, lose cash” for years to come!

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            I cant claim that I created it (dunno where I first saw it either) but absolutely use it! And make sure the 1% knows it true, too