I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
Some one read a book somewhere, did some shitty maths without converting ye oldy calendars with modern calendars and decided today was the day it all ends.
But it won’t, every rapture day has been a lie.
How do you know? Maybe all the true Christians really did get raptured, and that number just happens to be zero. This kind of does seem like hell on earth.
No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?
THE END IS NEAR!
^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^
The end of my lunch break 🫤
The end is near, for a given value of “near.”
All Hail Zorp!
What do you mean? Every rapture day has been absolutely true. We’ve been raptured many times so far, like every other year.