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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

THIS is definitely one of those times. This man was arrested this time for pooping on a dead opossum on a street during rush hour traffic. The police report obtained described the scene of the crime

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    If the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.
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