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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

The feminine urge to make a brick of 2X Spicy Buldak at 11 PM on a work night

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The feminine urge to make a brick of 2X Spicy Buldak at 11 PM on a work night

30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    Two or three bites in: I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Understandable and S P I C Y

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      firexok

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gotta make sure the cannon is loaded for the extra break time at job

  • SickSemper [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Oh no not the late night buldak. . . A tempting but dangerous treat

  • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    If I could just get a tube of that sauce I’d be happy plus the flakes

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      https://samyangamerica.com/buldak/2x-spicy-sauce

      • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        ty 🙏 now I can buy just this and use it on the cheapest noodles I can get

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    I ate 2 bowls of 3x in a day and I shit you not my pee got spicey. Not I didn’t wash my hands, that shit overwhelmed my kidneys.

    I was laughing at the denmark recall but nah yeah 3x needs a warning.

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      what warning could possibly have worked when you ate a second bowl after the first? the heat of the first wasnt enough warning?!

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        Obviously for people who were exposed to so much asbestos that it’s become part of the first half of their digestive system but not so much it lines the second half.

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    The fact that its a ramen thing where the only flavor i can reliably find is “Cabonara” or “Cheese” has annoyed me enough that i will never eat it. Also I dont think its vegan

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    i bought one recently and the packaging was all in chinese and i dont know how they write “2x spicy” in chinese (i couldnt even find the 2), and i opened it up and it was 2x spicy.

    • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Buldak is South Korean. Samyang is Korean. A clue that Samyang Buldak is South Korean is that they have multiple cheese flavored noodles. South Korea eats cheese because of US influence during the Korean War.

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        yes, but the packaging was still in chinese. i can recognise korean characters and these werent that.

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      双倍 - double times (2x)
      加倍 - additional times (2x +)

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      the black package is 1x, the red is 2x iirc

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    Real gigachads eat 100% pure capsaicin by the spoonful

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