EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

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I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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Did you know in China if you feel happiness even once they will ban the happiness and punch a dog in front of you until you cry?
- BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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  Concerning
  
  Looking into it
- EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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  holy shit, for real? i am now totally okay with all military provocations towards that country. Support the troops!
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    Breaking the bit for a second:
    
    spoiler
    
    I know you’re probably just making a self deprecating joke but I want you to know you’re cool and you can’t be anymore dumb and gullible than me
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      oh i was just pretending to be the average American as a bit
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        Good, carry on then.
        
        Did you know that Stalin died because he ate a McDonalds burger and the taste of freedom made him die from shame?
        
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        Khruschev’s secret speech was actually where he announced the kfc 11 secret herbs and spices that’s why it’s called that

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