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badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

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I'm a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything. Tell me anything and I will believe it

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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One time I lifted 40kg with my left arm while patting two dogs with my right, so they call me Strong Dog Patter Kuroppi
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  damn ur so strong!
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    If you need any things that are equal to or less than 40kg heavy lifted, or any dogs equal to or fewer than two dogs patted simultaneously, I’m your frog
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  I will choose to believe this, Strong Dog Patter Kuroppi
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    Every lie has a kernel of truth, perhaps

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