Chairkitty Meow wants to redistribute all your food! These authoritarian tankie catgirls are completely out of control!
who the fuck is putting a giant slab of butter on their steak and seven eggs
I’ve wondered this for ages since noticing Joe Rogan fans put butter in their coffee starting ~2013. I’m pretty sure they think they’re supplementing Butyralic acid. It’s good for your gut health and butter is high in it, it’s also present in tons of vegetables and anything fermented but Rogan was probably getting a kick back promoting a type of butter. Actual medical supplementation of butyrate tends to come in the form of an enema
Brb shoving a stick of butter up my ass to own the woke mob
anything fermented
i guess i’ve been on the chud diet the whole time
Eh, right wingers are weirdos who eat like Homer Simpson at the best of times. I’ve stopped questioning it long ago.
at least homer simpson eats because he enjoys it. i don’t think these people have experienced pleasure for a decade or more
That’s a good point. You can tell Homer at least gets something out of the “mmm…donuts” - these guys obviously just eat like this because of toxic masculinity.
A heart attack?
I would never take a heart attack from any right winger. In fact if anything i would want to do the opposite.
The WOKE LEFT wants to TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM (to have poor health)!
Yeah, we do want to take away meat production and consumption
Meat farming is wasteful of resources, and harmful to innocent animals. I don’t like it. Gotta say, I value freedom of choice and I’d absolutely advocate for solutions other than “completely end all meat production”, but personally, I just don’t care for it all that much and if having it requires livestock factory farming to continue… I’d rather have the land be used more efficiently and animals be treated with respect.
Not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but “freedom of choice”?
nah i’m good that looks like shit
i am a strength male, i’m a carnivore, i eat a steak and half a dozen eggs for breakfast, i live in a tiny urban box closed in by thousands of other people’s boxes, hear me roar
I guess vegetables are woke too
RABBIT FOOD is for GIRLS, WIMPS, and COMMIES! REAL MEN eat MEAT!
Yeah i’ll eat that garbage, at least some of it
I mean, I do love eggs. I wouldn’t eat this many in one sitting, but I do like them.
Imagine what his poops are like
Well, there’s a good reason that his name isn’t Zack Wisdom
Oh Jesus fucking Christ it’s actually worse than I imagine
He’s gonna need some potatoes
Potatoes are for FILTHY COMMIES! That’s what the USSR ran on, dontcha know!?
Said by a guy who absolutely loves fries and potato chips. Lol.
I sure do love 2-inch thick steaks that are raw and flavorless on the inside for breakfast
At least make a breakfast steak!!
That sounds… ridiculously American.
It’s a traditional American breakfast meat you can get at any diner. A heavily tenderized, breaded and fried round steak. If you eat meat, it’s honestly delicious but usually a little more expensive than bacon or sausage.
Huh. Might have to try that sometime. Probably not gonna be crossing the border into America while they’ve got that fascist problem going on, if I can avoid it, but once they’ve resolved that, I’ll be long overdue to go visit some relatives of mine who live there, good opportunity to try some of the local delicacies, I suppose.
That looks delicious but would definitely give me egg tummy
no offense but do you put a whole stick of butter on your steak
I usually make a red wine and mushroom sauce out of the drippings with probably about as much butter as is on this steak, maybe even a little more. I’m from Ohio
that does sound good, i have to say. i’m not nearly so sophisticated with my steak. still, if you’re directly slathering it in butter after everything is done cooking i think you’re crazy
Oppositional Dietary DisorderThis does look more like some kind of statement than a breakfast someone is actually going to eat.
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