I’m out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    People keep asking me, “Thugnificent, are you saying ‘Booty butt cheeks’ or ‘Move them butt cheeks’?” and i just tell them, “What the hell does it matter? It’s a song about butt cheeks!”