I will now slander them

  • isnt an owl
  • once dm’d me “nice posts nerd” and it made me cry
  • peed someone elses pants and never felt a crumb of remorse
  • is british
  • once picked me up and shook me upside down and all my lunch money fell out
  • makes bad posts
  • plays nintendo games like a dweeb
  • farts in public