I will now slander them
- isnt an owl
- once dm’d me “nice posts nerd” and it made me cry
- peed someone elses pants and never felt a crumb of remorse
- is british
- once picked me up and shook me upside down and all my lunch money fell out
- makes bad posts
- plays nintendo games like a dweeb
- farts in public


This bit has gone too far, falsely accusing someone of being bri*ish is tantamount to fedjacketing!