we call it “fart with gravy”

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      I remember in hs, freshman year, physical ed was a required course, and I was one of the guys who hated it. We’d run like 4 laps around the track, then up and down the bleachers, almost every day for a ‘warm up’.

      So me and some old faces, some new, start lazy-assing around the track. Technically we are jogging, just. Like 6 of us. PE was our first class of the day and it was regular that someone didn’t have time that morning and would have to go take a shit. Coach was always annoyed but what you gonna do.

      Well one day, we are jogging, and… Emmanuel? ‘mini’ if I remember right. He starts making noises, like, devastating noises. We are on like lap 2 of 4 and we slow down, even for our usual pace, so we can all stick together.

      And then it happens.

      He makes this wet, sloshing noise, and we fucking stop. And we all look at him, and he said ‘oh fuck, I think I sharted’. Omfg the mix of hilarity, fear, and pity, as he starts waddling down towards the building, and the coach is like ‘the fuck’ and is then informed of the situation. He was not annoyed that day, not that time.

      Mini, if you’re reading this, you seemed like a cool dude. And you left a great memory in the brains of several that day.

      • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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        30 minutes ago

        This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”