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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Do you think its ok to send an unsolicited pic of your balls if you give it an nsfw filter and say “cw: my balls” then technically its opt in?

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Do you think its ok to send an unsolicited pic of your balls if you give it an nsfw filter and say “cw: my balls” then technically its opt in?

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    currently fighting a court case over this exact thing, will let you know how it plays out

  • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.de
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    When I had my vasectomy I didn’t get any ‘pre-procedure’ prep instructions. I wasn’t sure if I needed to shave my sac or if they would… I decided that since I was paying for it then I’d go for the full experience and let them do it. They didn’t. The doc went in, did the snips and then closed it up with stitches and glue. Glue on a hairy sac is not fun, at all. On day 4 I was getting curious just how much glue was still left and how things were looking, so I pulled out my phone and snapped a few pics.

    I thought I had deleted them, but about a month ago I was scrolling through some photos when I suddenly found several photos of the nastiest bruised, hairy and glued balls your never want to see.

    • Commiechameleon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Blued balls kelly

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    I’m not sure. 🤔 Why don’t you test that here and we can find out together?

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      CW: my balls

      Spoiler

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      • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        They call me Le Jongleur Dangereux

  • CrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Dead dove do not eat

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    cavalier of you to assume the recipient speaks English. You need a multiple language warning similar to this:

    Volcel police

    • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      What the fuck the volcel cops aren’t showing up typical

      • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        It’s an inside job

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

      • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        21 hours ago

        Two HOURS late. You prevented nothing.

        • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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          That’s called verisimilitude.

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            excellent word usage

  • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    It’s recommended to take the picture after an orchiectomy so that it technically is classified as medical waste.

    Unsolicited cherry picture:

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Removing my balls for a bit post on hexbear

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Removing my bits for a ball post on hexbear

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          ortega-clap

  • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    when you send pics of your balls to strangers you have to be considerate of the language barrier. make sure you use concise medical terminology to avoid mishaps! i would suggest CW: my scrotum

    this avoids any sort of issues with slang interpretation.

    now post sack

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      • seas_surround [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        no cw??

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s a good sack.

      • Johnny_Arson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        When it’s real dry sometimes that’s what it feels like.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    yes

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The ethics of posting hog.

    Babe, wake up, new struggle session just dropped.

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