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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • It’s been 20 years since I last made it, and it wasn’t something I ever wrote down… But from memory:

    Dice 1 white onion Dice 1 bell pepper Chop a few cloves of garlic Add a tablespoon of cumin seed Saute the onion, bell pepper cumin and garlic in bourbon until the onion is translucent (I have no idea if the bourbon helps at this point, but it was an excuse to take a shot) Add ground beef (the amount will depend on how much you’re making and if you’re adding beans, I usually did 1 pound) . Chop up a spicy pepper or two (type and amount depends on how spicy you want it, I usually did 2 habineros and a jalapeno) After browning the ground beef add 2 large cans of tomato sauce and a small can of tomato paste. If you want beans, add a can of two of kidney beans. Add in ground cumin, paprika, onion powder, graphic powder, cayenne powder. Drain beef grease Pour in a bottle or can of whatever beer you’re going to drink with it . Simmer until the right consistency, stirring occasionally. Don’t let your hunger rush this step. Serve with sliced peppers, onions and shredded cheese as offered toppings.

    Really, I’m sure I’m missing something with this, and I have no idea how much of each spice I added… I’m pretty sure I never actually measured it. Cumin was a game changer when I found that… It adds a great flavor. The whole seeds at the start add some texture, while the ground added later helps punch up the flavor.







  • 9/11 was pretty bad.

    But seriously… I had a first date with a vegetarian and she knew of this great restaurant in a trendy part of town. I love trying new food, and was excited for this restaurant. While looking over the menu the Portabella Burger spoke to me, so I ordered it and it was incredible. We had good conversation and we were getting along fairly well. We went for a walk around the area and that’s when I discovered that my body does not handle large amounts of mushrooms very well. I immediately bloated full of gas, and I could tell it was going to be nasty. My focus immediately was 100% on holding it in… the conversation began to suffer because I couldn’t think of anything to talk about, and had a hard time focusing on what she was talking about. I just wanted the date to end. I eventually came up with what was likely a very lame excuse to end the date. I waddled back to my car and then had the longest drive home. I never heard from her after that.







  • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.detoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•...
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    In every new parent class I took leaving up to the birth of my daughter, no one EVER mentioned the importance of pulling the little frills out on the legs after changing a diaper.

    I heroically volunteered to change her diaper during a hockey game, and when I got back to our seats I handed her off to my wife. About 5 minutes later my wife was covered in pee and asked why I hadn’t pulled out the frills.

    That’s a mistake you don’t make more than once… and I try to warn all new parents so they can learn from my mistake.