Denmark’s defense minister said Greenland did not need health care assistance, a day after President Trump said he planned to send a “great hospital boat” to the island.
It should also be noted that the US isn’t capable of sending hospital ships right now; it has two, but they’re both undergoing maintenance and not in any way ready to head to Greenland.


Has Trump considered making the ship look like a big horse?
Or maybe his penis, since he’s determined to inflict it on them whether they like it or not.
Only if they name it after him first.