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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Some of you tankies are having trouble understanding

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Some of you tankies are having trouble understanding

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    This is shockingly accurate.

    Israel/Harry: Racist eugenicist colonist whose greatest dream is to be a cop; fictional

    Hamas/Voldemort: Was not in any of the schools or hospitals that Israel/Harry destroyed

    Media/Ministry: Feckless, complicit, weird obsession with children

    Elizabeth Warren/Umbridge: Annoying for a couple of years before vanishing, loves rules, green-creature-coded

    Social media/Daily Prophet: Full of ads, toxic and dangerous health advice, incoherent politics, weird obsession with children

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    Earlier when you said I wouldn’t like it when I said to badpost really bad?

    You’re right I don’t like it catgirl-disgust

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Be careful what you wiiiiish foooooor! Hehehehe

  • Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    PFLP, Dobby and his unrelenting war of liberation against the slaveholding magocracy.

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Cognitohazard

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    thanks, I hate it

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    dayum DO you really put the bad in badposting!!

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m bad to the bone baby

  • deroyonz@lemmy.zip
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    This is all true. To learn more go to https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      to really land this bit you should hide the punchline like so

      spoiler

      this way people who check URLs get to feel clever, and some people might get a laugh out of getting got

      • deroyonz@lemmy.zip
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        thank you leon youre like a father to me

        to show my appreciation please enjoy this funny cat compilation https: ̸ ̸ www.youtube.com ̸ watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

        • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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          For more cat videos, please don’t forget to like and subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

          • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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            I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

            • yewtu.be
            • inv.nadeko.net
            • yt.artemislena.eu
            • piped.video
            • ThermonuclearHoxha [comrade/them, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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              What did you do to my cat video? catgirl-cry

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hermoine: Black

    Dumbledore: Gay

    Am I doing these right? I got the official HP page in front of me with the latest revisions

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    PAIN

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    🤣🤣🤣

    NGL, you had me until I checked the mag.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Teehee ain’t I a stinker?

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        Quite a loveable stinker. Like Drop Dead Fred and Beatlegeuse! ❤️😍🤗

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    Warren catching strays 😔😔

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      The fuck? Fuck her more than almost anyone else.

      Please tell me we do not have an unironic Warren fan in our midst.

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        It was sarcasm, /s for the sound she makes warren-snake-green

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    It’s times like this when i’m glad I only know Harry Potter stuff from cultural osmosis

    That and seeing two of the movies while blitzed

    I forget which ones

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    Never read Harry Potter. No idea what this means.

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      Israel: Luke
      Hamas: Vader
      Media: umm idk
      Elizabeth Warren: the emperor???
      Social media: fkn droids or something

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        It feels like this should be worse but it actually isn’t

        I still fucking hate it though

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          I don’t know enough about star war to complete the bit doggirl-gloom

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            still felt the need to inflict it on the rest of us though

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    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Good

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