Prospect Park Police have charged Christina Marie Solometo, 42, Ridley Park, with indecent exposure and related offenses for allegedly planting poop on the hood of another driver Tuesday.
“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police.
That wasn’t a poop … that was a spray
But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.