We disagreed for years about the color of our couch. I called it brown. He called it blue. It was a weird grayish brown colored couch, but because it was labeled “slate” when he bought it, he insisted it was blue. We then added a teal blue couch to our house which just solidified my “this is the brown couch” position. We do not, to this day, agree. Eventually we got rid of the couch.
A similar debate with my partner is how I’m found out I’m colorblind lol
When you say you got rid of it, is it for sale? I’m in the market for a blue couch
Poor couch 😥
One can also have endless arguments about the color turquoise. Is it rather green, or rather blue? Same as teal I guess.
A couch is for life, not just for Christmas.
One can also have endless arguments about the color turquoise. Is it rather green, or rather blue?
The answer to that question is “no”.
It’s turquoise. You wouldn’t argue about whether orange is yellow or red, either.You can remark on how that orange is closer to red, and how that one is closer to yellow though
So this was part of a much bigger discussion and turned out in reality to be mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues. But on the tail end of an argument, y’know when you’re starting to talk nice again and resolve things, I said something like it’s okay, sometimes you’re just a sad pancake. She burst into tears because she wanted to be a waffle. Hormones and mental health are wild, y’all.
mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues.
I expect all the stories to be this. Why am I in this thread??
My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager’s house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager “Don’t call me Lonestar!” and he was like “Yeah whatever Lonestar” and she screamed at the top of her lungs “DON’T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!” and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired
She should’ve just given him the raspberry.
That’s… Not really a couple dispute, is it? Still, pretty funny lol
He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn’t really count
What’s up with the calling Lonestar?
I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I’m leaning toward the first.
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Look, just don’t, OK?
Just completely random
Whether apple stems are perpendicular or parallel to the surface of the fruit.
Considering that it was about topology, that might very well be the smartest couple’s dispute I’ve ever heard of.
Incidental Tangent to the surface where the stem starts.
No thats totally fair argument.
Is the answer not both? Depending on what part of the stem?
Now, that’s an interesting discussion!
They had a whole stupid argument about… Cheese. It went from small arguing to actual conflict.
Look, cheese is serious eats. And business.
