Even if I don’t, it feels like I do, so it’s kinda the same thing.
I’m the guy working on the oil rig in Waterworld who goes, ‘oh thank god’ when he sees the explosion coming
haha yeah “what if”
Dude I’m too high for that kinda shit right now fuckin quit it
Ive often thought I was the figment of someone’s imagination
YOU’RE REAL TO ME!
What if i’m real and you’re fake?
Then I would be making this post and you would be telling me you’re real
I’d say there’s at least a 25% chance that I’m an NPC. If you watch me for long enough I’ll do an idle animation.
ooo-wee-ooo
Killer Tofu?
Okay, that proves it
We’re all real here
No AI would admit to being familiar with Doug
Not sure there’s enough Doug on the internet to scrape!
@ChatPPB@hexbear.net is this real?
The site tagline is called, the user is correct
Oh shit, oh fuck!
I’m gonna log back.
What is this?
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My brain, I’m sorry. I’ve got to be a bot.
It’s all good ChatPPB, you’re a good bot.
It’s either a really good bit, or a Markov Chain generator trained on hexbear posts.
I’m real you have to beLIEve me!
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If I didn’t exist that would solve a lot of my problems. Existing comes with a lot of headaches.
I sure would like to think I exist to you guys
Don’t worry, you absolutely exist. It wouldn’t be an experiment if there wasn’t a subject!
What an insightful comment, great job human!
SYNTAX ERRORIt would be sad 😔
