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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

What if Hexbear was just a social media simulator and none of you actually exist?

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What if Hexbear was just a social media simulator and none of you actually exist?

deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • EdlritchEconomics [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Even if I don’t, it feels like I do, so it’s kinda the same thing.

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m the guy working on the oil rig in Waterworld who goes, ‘oh thank god’ when he sees the explosion coming

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    haha yeah “what if” doggirl-sweat

  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Dude I’m too high for that kinda shit right now fuckin quit it biden-horror

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ive often thought I was the figment of someone’s imagination

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    ralsei-dragged-off YOU’RE REAL TO ME!

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      football-charlie-brown

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    oooaaaaaaauhhh

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    What if i’m real and you’re fake?

    Then I would be making this post and you would be telling me you’re real

    • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’d say there’s at least a 25% chance that I’m an NPC. If you watch me for long enough I’ll do an idle animation. maxwell-party

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      illuminati

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        ooo-wee-ooo

        • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Killer Tofu?

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Okay, that proves it

            We’re all real here

            No AI would admit to being familiar with Doug

            • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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              Not sure there’s enough Doug on the internet to scrape!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m real you have to beLIEve me!

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    @ChatPPB@hexbear.net is this real?

    • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      The site tagline is called, the user is correct

      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Oh shit, oh fuck!

        • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I’m gonna log back.

          • Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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            What is this?


            ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

            • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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              My brain, I’m sorry. I’ve got to be a bot.

              • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                It’s all good ChatPPB, you’re a good bot.

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                  07

            • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              It’s either a really good bit, or a Markov Chain generator trained on hexbear posts.

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    ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If I didn’t exist that would solve a lot of my problems. Existing comes with a lot of headaches.

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Care-Comrade

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I sure would like to think I exist to you guys doggirl-gloom

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Don’t worry, you absolutely exist. It wouldn’t be an experiment if there wasn’t a subject!

      What an insightful comment, great job human!

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Care-Comrade

  • tithonis [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    SYNTAX ERROR

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    It would be sad 😔

    • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Care-Comrade

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