Had this happen to me as well. They said the husband would sit in the corner and watch. But it’s one thing to joke about, it’s another when it’s a legit option lol. I couldn’t do it.
They both cute
No love for bears?
Ugh a couple tried this on me a few years ago. The girl was deece, but the guy… Looked like he lived in the forest and could tell fortunes.
deece nuts HA gottem
Well! Don’t leave me hanging what was your fortune!?
“if you let it touch your lips, ye shall be a triple gay forever”
That is a good “trad” wife.
Wait, if this is what trad wives do, I might need to rethink some things.
Those rich Mormon wives do that.

The rich get richer, smh
your parents sound awesome
No, they do not. Lesbian apps are full of people baiting and “forgetting” they have a bf until a side sentence on a date. No, we don’t want your uggo bf and no he can’t “just watch” either
Don’t worry, non-lesbian apps have this, too!
“It’s just…my husband needs to be there to watch…OKAY, fine, I don’t have to tell him!?”
Um.
That’s the best horse name ever! Definitely not something i expected to see while browsing a three day old non-monogamy shitpost.












