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We had a large system outage in the 90’s and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.
One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.
A shower beer?
“A shower beer… it’s the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer”
I tried it, honestly didn’t get it.
The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
Also, I can’t find good corned beef anywhere near here.
Get tf off twitter…
The hygiene in this is non-existent.
Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.
They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you’re a nonbeliever. It’s an experience that transcends snacks.
Shower cutie is awesome. Might be because it’s so cold in hot water so it feels good.
Shower peach so you can make a mess
When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts
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I’ve got a stack of mail and a tall can
It’s a shower beer, it’s a payment plan
Duh. Soup, obv. It’s already wet.
Perpetual stew!
Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
Also applies to
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the
compost pileorange peel throne!You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don’t shower.
Shower beer > shower ruben
There’s nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
You’re right, but I prefer a beer instead
Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.
Now ribs I can see! They aren’t in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
Crab too.
That would save on so many napkins!
If someone sends me a picture like this, they’re getting a “wellness check”.
Why is nobody concerned about the pickle?
Is it a pickle??Pretty sure it’s a loofah.
That’s a dried up and nasty sponge
That’s a dried up
and nastyspongeLooks like loofah to me.
I think that’s soap?
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Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.
The best is definitely beer.
Cotton candy in a bath is just like a fancy bath bomb though.
What’s the best thing after a long day’s work? A shower. What’s the second best thing? A beer. Put em together. Magical.
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.
That’s an unfortunate waste of cheese
