Oof.
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You left out the Best part.
First impressions?
On the way I was 15 steps behind a man who I thought could be Josh when he paused to interact with a street cat. (I had put animal friendly as my preference for my date.)
Josh sounds like a catch!
It’s good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone’s cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college…
… And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts…Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because “only Jesus was perfect.”
Source: I made it up.
I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it’s actually true.
Source: I also made it up
The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.
source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.
You both get up votes for your properly referenced sources.
You were both eerily close to correct though.
Probably.
I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.
I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.
But… 47/47 is 100%…
You figured it out! You win math! 😀
Well done! You win the perfect score of 94%!
A perfect 8/13 (Spoilers for The Good Place)
Awful teacher even if they had questions no one would know, cause maybe they had a prodigy in their class or maybe someone that studied that subject to death, that’s a horrible outcome for the kid who got all questions correct.
I guess you could go Farnsworth route and say penmanship counts. (Futurama joke). Though at a certain age range that’s not really applicable I guess it depends the grade level for my annoyance at that teacher I’ll probably forget it in a moment anyways. Still awful teacher if they got all questions correct, and wasn’t a trick one in there.
Edit forgot to add also if the work showed all steps of logic (usually math but sure you get what I mean). No one learning should be denied a perfect score if they learned it is all.
My French teacher told me this is how grades work in France for real.
I’d kiss her right on the circle line
“I typically don’t give 10/10 scores because I feel like it doesn’t leave anything to work towards.”
Which makes sense, as long as you haven’t said it was absolutely perfect I wouldn’t change a thing.
An unstoppable Hannah (literally perfect; 9/10) meets an immovable Newgrounds reviewer (game wouldn’t boot; 5 stars).
Ackshually he is a game designer now.
If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.
10/10 comment, no question.
5/7 with rice
I remember that guy!
I remember that guy with rice 7/10
Well I feel pretty fucking seen…
For the record Josh gave her a 10.
Also not the people in the picture.
Mebbies she didn’t give 10/10 because he wasn’t actually blind?
In that case shouldn’t he be 20/20
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Very good
Perfection is a moving target…
TBF, he could have been richer and more handsome.
or endowed in other ways.
Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.
Josh, you can have her.
