It was never your schedule to begin with. You were always keeping the kidney’s schedule.
You know what they say - all of us are just meat mechs being piloted by a pair of kidneys.
Ever notice that they say some really weird shit sometimes?
“On the internet, you can just make up quotes and nobody will ever check” - Albert Einstein
Or the kidney was keeping his prostate’s schedule and is still getting used to not being hampered by one of those 🤷🏻
Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.
The other question… Why are you going to the bathroom a lot at night? That might be another issue you should look into.
Yes I know it’s a old meme.
Maybe Tim has an enlarged prostate 🤷🏻
Yeah and they should get that checked out…
Since it’s a very common problem that’s routinely looked for during general checkups of men over a certain age, odds are that he HAS gotten it checked out and is receiving treatment.
Unless he’s in a politically backwards country like the US and isn’t rich and/or one of those people too stubborn to go to the doctor.
Though I wouldn’t think that most people who would offer to donate a kidney (and have one healthy enough to be accepted) are very treatment averse…
True but also good to mention it if people didn’t know it was a common yet serious health condition
True 🤝🏼
Most men know, but the idea of your doctor giving you the finger isn’t very appealing.
True except 1. That isn’t how they do it anymore these days 2. Given a choice of a finger up my butt or cancer, my answer will only be please use a lot of lube.
I know it’s a blood test these days, but those don’t lend themselves for humoristic purposes.
Huh. I’ve never thought about this before, but as a question to all the folks with an enlarged prostate, do you get extra sensation back there?
I can’t believe they forgot to restore to factory default
Its a DNS issue. Its always DNS.
