cross-posted, via Offbeat News.
How the viral ‘Scientology speedrun’ trend got started and why young people keep doing it.
1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media
cross-posted, via Offbeat News.
How the viral ‘Scientology speedrun’ trend got started and why young people keep doing it.
1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media
What? No actually my time is very valuable, I promise.
I can see that I touched a nerve though. You’re welcome.
Every single person who ever said “my time is very valuable” as if it’s somehow not as valuable as someone else’s time, is an asshole. Every. Single. One.
Hmm?
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how much more important my time is than yours
Anyway, my point was that scientologists are low hanging fruit, they should be protesting the politicians who are selling their future, that’s all I meant.
I’m glad you feel so passionately about it though. Real “American millennials in 2007” energy
So, only the most important thing can ever be done? Including by random unorganized teens?
I mean, ideally, yes, people should probably try to live their lives in a way that maximizes the importance of their actions, especially when they’re actions that challenge authority.
But hey, I mean laughing at clowns is funny too, it just isn’t as impressive as, you know, actually opposing real authority figures
You joined Lemmy five hours ago and have 17 comments, a plurality of which are whining about a few hundred teenagers in Canada.
I believe we used to say GOTTTEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM for this sort of thing but I imagine that’s cringe now
“a plurality”
😂
Ive got a plurality for you
Also you’re admitting that the teenagers actions are insignificant in your implications.
Like I think you just want to argue man, what are you so mad about?
You wanna talk about it?
Is 17 sentences hard for you to make?
Like kiss my ass lol
y u like dis?
Eh, they started it.
People including like 14 year old dweebs should be considering the geopolitical and sociopolitical weight of each of their actions and only doing what action maximizes the glory of the human species forever into eternity. Right? I mean this is basically you. Like I get yeah it’s be great if we all just righteously righteouses our way down to city hall and tomorrow we all woke up on Mr Rodgers street and waved howdy neighbour and nobody heard of debt, hallelujah!!!
Like, this is nonsense. This is Wilder than the wildest Looney leftie gobbledygook, by a margin of infinity. You’re a goofball who’s just wasting people’s time and that’s probably the point. And if so then good day sir, you win I lose.
You’re wasting your own time, budders
Super cringe
Ooof good one
Now you’ve done it
Now I’m really embarrassed by my behavior
Wouldn’t it be funny if I was collecting all of these for an anthropological survey about performative outrage in public discourse?
Nah, that would be cringe too.
Not like you, who is never cringe
And always touches grass
And is probably getting their dick sucked this very moment while they flex into a mirror and give themselves the little finger gun gesture like “yeeahh, that’s right I’m the man, baby”
Right?
Or…
I don’t think you can credibly accuse someone of having a touched nerve while you’re sitting here on a backwater social media site pissing and moaning about how some teenagers in Vancouver are annoying you by doing something good.
Why not?
Okay, then what are you doing with that valuable time? Spill it.
Well, today, I’m actually in the process of packing my shit so I can move into this house that I just bought.
And that’s about all the time I have for you
Being baited into spending time replying to social media posts questioning the value of your time… you sure showed them, buddy.
Dude fuck off that’s what the Internet is.
I’m also doing like 5 other things
Think what you want, I already know I’m living a better life than you are 💖
I’m just being honest with you, but you sound like an insufferable cunt. Go touch grass.
Wow good one
If I’m being honest, I care more about what the homeless people who wander through my neighborhood think than I care even a tiny bit about what some random angry dude on Lemmy thinks…weird right?
So what does your wife think about that mouth of yours?
Lol I’m just kidding, we both know you don’t have a wife
Okay, and how is that helping with the whole “global order spiraling into chaos” thing?
So how’s your personal life going?
Do you usually spend this much time harassing random assholes on the internet, or was there a particular aspect to my offhanded comments that particularly triggered you?
Honestly, I’m all ears
You lose your job? Your boss mean to you? Not a lot of attention from the ladies?
Like what made you such an angry little man, I wonder…
Why yes, there was.
The part where you criticized some random teens for going after ‘low hanging fruit’ when apparently they’re supposed to be tackling global problems instead. Especially the hypocritical part of that, because you’re also doing nothing about those global problems.
Hypocrites annoy me. And I don’t usually spend so much time harassing them, but I do enjoy harassing a hypocrite when I see one so blatant.
Wow the invisible chorus in your head must be swooning at your ability to inact justice that no one will ever care about
Anyway, I’m glad I could be the object of your impotent rage, I hope you can put that energy towards something in your personal life that actually matters next time
Because uh…someone saying things on the internet isn’t hypocrisy chief, it’s just an opinion…one that apparently triggered the shit out of you, so maybe think about that?
Or don’t, I don’t care 😘