wabafee@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoWhat do you think realistically would happen the moment we meet extraterrestrials?message-squaremessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down12
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think realistically would happen the moment we meet extraterrestrials?wabafee@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·4 days agoSeeing how incohrrent and fractured humanity is, we’d meet them with a jumbled mix of: Rabid xenophobia Aggressively trying to convert them to a dozen of our different religions Forming multiple cults worshipping them as gods Creating a shit load of really weird rule 34 AI-generated porn focused on them Dismissing their existence as some sort of a deep fake conspiracy Trying to sell them some worthless shit for a massive profit Trying to sell them fellow humans as slaves Trying to steal their technology to conquer the galaxy Flooding then with brainrot memes for the lolz Trying to destroy them with conventional weapons And they would see all this and either destroy us in disgust or get the hell out of the solar system ASAP and cordon it off with hazard signs.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 days agoYou forgot “eat them”. The real answer to the Fermi paradox is that ET wants nothing to do with us and pretend they’re not even there.
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoThe reality of course, is they already have seen what we are like and chose not to talk to us.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoDon’t forget, someone from 4chan’s /x/ would try to fuck one of them. In public. At the reveal.
minus-squarefraksken@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoOr maybe they’d be totally into the rule34 thing.
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI like the one about the memes.
Seeing how incohrrent and fractured humanity is, we’d meet them with a jumbled mix of:
And they would see all this and either destroy us in disgust or get the hell out of the solar system ASAP and cordon it off with hazard signs.
You forgot “eat them”.
The real answer to the Fermi paradox is that ET wants nothing to do with us and pretend they’re not even there.
The reality of course, is they already have seen what we are like and chose not to talk to us.
Don’t forget, someone from 4chan’s /x/ would try to fuck one of them. In public. At the reveal.
Or maybe they’d be totally into the rule34 thing.
I like the one about the memes.