Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1639arrow-down18
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·edit-21 day ago“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?” “Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·19 hours agoThey are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoWhoa… What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoLength, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 day agoI don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoYou used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoYes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
minus-squaresuxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoYes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day ago“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?”
“Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
Five nights at jorker’s
Not in 3D usually no
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
It’s actually axial rotation
You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”