Erotic is when the fellas form an orderly line and wait their turn. Vulgar is when she has a “Now Serving: #42” screen above the bed.
I don’t. Hhhhnnnnngh
No vomit or shitting or anything like that.
I dunno, but “Erotic is where you use a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken, perverse is serving it to your mother in law for Sunday lunch the next day”
It’s not so much a line as transition zone.
Erotic is a tasteful, slow motion pan across long, smooth legs, leading up to a sexy ass.
Vulgar is the ass then turning towards the camera and goatse-ing everyone, before pumping out a thick runnel of shit for over a minute, before someone comes in with a small model toy car, and drops it into the distended anus, so it can drive down into the large intestine. And then labelling the video ‘Herbie Goes Spelunking!’
Erotic is what I like, vulgar is what everyone else likes.
So that would make Starbucks coffee vulgar. Yeah…that tracks.
You know what else is vulgar?
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Erotic is the art of leaving doors slightly ajar. Enough to make the mind lean in and do its own private vulgarities. A fog, darkness, mystery, and tantalizing reward. It’s a half-sentence that somehow feels like a full romance story, written in ink that smudges on purpose so you have to interpret it.
Vulgar is when the same door gets kicked off its hinges and someone starts pointing at everything inside with a flashlight and commentary track. Nothing is hidden, nothing is paced, nothing is spared from narration. Media slaps face.
I can tell that this was written by a woman cause you nailed it LOL
I’m a man.
well … color me the fuck surprised.
Most of us are clueless as fuck when it comes to this kinda stuff. Kudos to you brudda.
I can tell youre a man krusty
I reject the premise of vulgarity
OK, so, no word of a lie, I decided to enumerate an alphabetical word list of British English. “erotic” is at 30872, and “vulgar” is at 99680. The average of these is 65276, which is where you’d draw a line exactly between them. What word is at that entry? “package’s”.
So by sheer mathematics, you’re crossing the line if you can see some guy’s package. QED.
Playing by those rules, I reject the arithmetic mean and draw the line between them on the word “line”.
Package in the possessive form? What’s the definition?
No definition. It’s purely a word list, nothing more. Specifically, I used /usr/share/dict/words, which on my machine ultimately links to /usr/share/dict/british-english.
Erotic: brownie\ Vulgar: pot brownie
Generally speaking, I think it has to do with intent:
Erotic = intended to arouse / is sexual in nature.
Vulgar = intended to offend / is characterized by a lack of social acceptability.
Yeah, and the same themes can go either way. An edge lord trying to push boundaries might write acts that are downright tame for sadomasochistic erotica.
And I think tone is vital here. I’ve read some stuff that could have been rewritten as horror, but the tone is sensuous.
Lines do get blurred though, pulp erotica is a classic example. My knowledge of it is largely in lesbian pulp, but at the time you couldn’t get away with writing a happy love story between two women, especially not an erotic one. You could however write a somewhat vulgar story about a good girl being seduced by a dangerous woman so long as the ending was unhappy for the women.
my dick being hard or soft.
If I’m being completely honest, that line is in constant motion.
I think the accepted definition for these things is “I know it when I see it”. A.K.A. mostly subjective.
But are the line’s motions erotic or vulgar?
Absolutely.
I feel like its largely situational too.
At a school? Vulgar
On a date? Erotic
Erotic = It turns me on.
Vulgar = it offends me.
Also both of those are moving targets.
