You would have to be an fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious
It’s doing a loopity-loop, it’s time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
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Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
Do this:
Hope this helps!
A barrel roll!
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Short yesterday
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos…
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don’t. Use it as a trigger to know you’re dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
