Going through my family’s photo album… with every moment being recorded in this surveillance hellscape there will be a generation of people who can watch themselves being born, or conceived–in SD, HD, 4k or 8k. Add audio too: mono or stereo? Surround sound? If that’s not time-travel I don’t know what is.
If that’s not time-travel I don’t know what is.
You don’t know what time-travel is.
Having stared at my wife’s vag as she gave birth, you don’t want to see that. It’s amazing watching your child be born, but there is… it’s not a vagina as you know it. If I wasn’t able to compartmentalize and I saw that image in my head every time I had sex with my wife, I’d probably never have sex again.
If someone offered to show me a video of my birth… I’d probably pass. The creature emerging from that portal to hell has no relation to what any is us became. Also, “I landed on a little poo,” isn’t something any of us wants to know.
Somewhere out there are fetishists claiming the exception to the rule but… I’d think twice.
Who would wanna see that though 🤔
A percentage. Not sure what percentage, but certainly A percentage.
Rule 34 🤷🏻♂️
The percentage of people who want to see their moms vag and watch a live birth is near zero.
Which is not the same as zero.
To play it on dates, of course!
“So that’s what happened to you.”
Somewhere in the collection of VHS tapes is a video of me being born. I’m not interested in watching it.
not I but im kinda old.
If that’s not time-travel I don’t know what is.




