Things that are okay if you’re white and rich but not if you’re anything else. Also, cocaine is fun.
Give the man an aspirin.
Living in a van down by the river.
Coke is a hell of a drug
Back when Microsoft was evil, but still tried to make a decent product. Now they are just evil and slop. So much slop.
Cocaine!!
Did not know this existed.
The guy is less concerning than the crowd being into it. He’s obviously on drugs, sure, whatever. The crowd (probably) isn’t, yet they’re celebrating it. I couldn’t believe it. I only felt concern and cringe while watching.
No wonder we’re fucked as a species.
That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
This is the most cocaine I’ve ever seen anyone be
I think he checked out and let the cocaine do the talking / moving.
This is the industry now but instead of developers it’s AI
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was very contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never saw him sweat like this tho.
Cocaine.
He’s like if the “van down by the river” character was in charge of microsoft
Still better than Nadella.
Dude have the energy of a sun, and no exec can match his energy since then.
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
Hey Dad, I cant see too good. Is that Steve Jobs over here?
I’ll never not be surprised at how he wasn’t having a heart attack on stage.
