i mean, i didnt swallow it, but i sure put it in my mouth and chewed it
the reason why was, i thought it was a browny, because i was a dumbass homeless person, and i was hallucinating,
and it was broad daylight but i was hungry,
and i was going through the trash for food, and i saw it in the bottom of a cup and i thought it was like brownie bites
so i tossed it down
and gave it a chew
but it was dog shit
and i learned some horrible things that i wished i hadnt
oh and it had glass in it, like broken glass, cause i guess the dog had eaten some broken glass
but like, the horrible thing was,
it didnt taste as bad as it smells; it was a mild enough flavor on the inside that it took a few seconds to realize what it was
it almost kindof tasted like food of some kind
ya know it fooled me for like one second until i tasted the glass
anyway it turns out, that shit actually tastes more like the original food than you think, on the inside,
and that bad shit smell is mostly on the outside just from bacteria
i wish i didnt know that
and now ive told you that, because you downvoted my last post 8 times
and this is your punishment
this is your consequence
dont do it again i have worse stories
much worse
(eh i dunno; that ones pretty bad)
maybe thats my worst but you got it
dumbasses


Pics or it didn’t happen.
YOURE THE DUMBASSES
WHO I HAVE FELLED
WITH MY SUPERIOR LOGIC
Poser who’s never even tasted dog shit says what?
i could give you a mental picture of it. broad daylight, youre going through a nice big public trashcan. lots of respectable people walking by, but youre just going through the trash. also, youre ranting about hella shit. real loud. all kinds of crazy like. and youre real hungry. and ho! theres brownies!!! mmmm tasty brownies!!! someone left you a brownies in the trash!!! ump-ump, yummmm… ummm wai-SPLACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and then, i was so mad, that i said things out loud that i swore i would never say out loud
“Oh shit”?
“Holy crap”?